A one time purchase, you will Join Our Cult and we will ship you your every own membership packet, and you will be known as one of the divine chosen through all eternity.

A monthly subscription through Pateron will keep you divinely safe in knowing the creative gods are watching after you

A monthly subscription through Pateron will provide access to ____ as well as a packets of handmade JOC postcards, stickers, and something else

A monthly subscription though Pateron will provide early access to the Podcast and bonus blah blah plus everyhing in tiers 1 and 2.

We will send you our holy bathwater.

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